This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
A did-I-say-F1-I-meant-some-other-not-real-F1 Tumblr with a deeply and apologetically slashy bent largely revolving around the Paddock Princess run by a panel of 2. If this is not your thing, please turn around and run. Run fast. Tell your mother...I was sorry...
Content Breakdown ::
95% Princess Nico Britney R.
Here codenamed Brit hah yeah that'll help.
[ Swishy sketches, slashy art, the odd fic, a few AUs, notable pics, vids, & info, misc...and depressive commentary on the actual racing ]
5% Snark at everything else
Slash Breakdown :: [ TSavior: f1 slash ]
90% Undying OTP: Bond & Britney - JBrit!
3% 14 Forever to Burning Bed... - Lewis/Brit
3% Hulk/Brit, Mark/Brit, in absentia Robert/Brit
3% Seb/Brit, Adrian/Brit, Nando/Brit, echoes of MSC/Brit, wholedamnpaddock if apropos/Brit
1% Horrible Corporate Implications and Misc/Brit
Incremental traces of non-Britney pairings, but otherwise you see where this is going.
This is probably the most gutted I’ve ever been in all our years of F1, and that’s saying a lot.@7 hours ago with 4 notes
Anonymous said: I though I was the only one shipping Jenson and Nico. I seriously love you and your tumblr so much!
Dear Anon, we seriously love you too. ;_; We accidentally fell in 2008, and they’ve been our undying OTP since - this is the ship we’re going down with. It means so much that you’re out there (and makes me want to draw them together more too ahahah) - thank you so much for dropping us this note!@2 weeks ago
given that hamilton has got into a season-long rivalry with every one of his teammates except button you can probably infer what a nice guy button must be
Well, that’s not quite true, it was pretty dicey between them the whole time, even though British media preferred to portray it otherwise. There was the ‘unfollow’ incident, the telemetry tweeting, the ‘I’ll find who’s responsible for the wrong tyre strategy’ moment…okay, well, it was mostly Lewis slowly unraveling over not being able to consistently beat JB as he became increasingly convinced Mclaren were defecting to JB’s corner, hence eventually leaving the team. JB just basically got increasingly dismissive and borderline derisive till he reached the point where he outright stopped answering questions about Lewis. Since Lewis left the team with JB having won the long game (beaten him on points over the course of being teammates) though, I’m sure it’s easy for JB to let bygones be bygones at this point.
(But, yes, as mentioned by others, Heikki was definitely the teammate that Lewis got along with best, likely by virtue of no competition, though it was a little sad when Heikki got to the point near the end of his Mclaren career where he was increasingly outspoken about the team’s preferential treatment, but that’s a given both ways.)
2007, though. 2007.
(via persipanprinzessin)@3 weeks ago with 269 notes
Princess I know you’re new to this but when you happen to ruin your teammate’s race you’re not supposed to then ruin your own too ffs@4 weeks ago with 1 note
I don’t get Lewis fans who attribute every little thing (including witnessing someone else get into an accident?!) that happens to Nico to karma. How do they explain the things that happen to Lewis then? Going by that logic he must’ve been kicking a lot of puppies and stabbing a lot of babies over winter break to account for the DNFs…@6 hours ago with 11 notes
So sorry for the endless text posts (especially if you’re on mobile…I’M SO SORRY) and lack of chibi lately, you can imagine how it’s been! (Also, RL stuff.) I’ll do my best to shut up now and chibi more. Thanks for putting up with me - and thank you so much, fabianakawazoe and persipanprinzessin , for summarising the video for me!@2 weeks ago